4. Secret Agent ( FBI )

This story here is about this "Friend" who goes around mixing with everyone but unfortunately due to his foreign accent and aggressive behavior, he is disliked by many.

Me, myself being a kind soul became friend with him since he is always alone and due to the fact he stays near my hostel. The funny thing is, he tries to be friendly and mixes quite well with others i would say, but the annoying part is when he keeps telling me about how this "Person1" is a bastard, that "Person2" is another bastard, and "Person3" is also a bastard.

So everyone is a bastard except for you and him, but I guess you wouldn't know if he calls you a bastard too when he's speaking to someone else. Seems his way of striking conversation is to insult everyone else.

Its not only me listening to his complains but also other people who befriended him. He insults people whom i knew or who are at least my close friends. Anyway my friends and I started to avoid him, as he is not a sincere person.

We usually go to eat at HN restaurant daily since we have messes there. The journey would be around 10 minutes walk. Our "Friend" usually eats alone since everyone started to avoid him. He decides to "spy" on us to where we are eating. This is how it works:

1. After class, he waits for you outside, follow you and gives you a sudden scare by saying (Hey "Yourname") behind you (Sometimes he'll make a detour i.e toilet if you happen to be behind him). As we walk into the streets he will appear to head towards the restaurant where he usually eats alone.

2."Friend" hides in the restaurant. He sees you from a far distance, and follows you again!!, before you reach the restaurant (HN) he gives you the same old scare as he did before! ( Hey "Yourname" ) I can bet if an old man was in my place with high blood pressure, he will die instantly, flat on the ground not because of heart attack but because of his breath!

3."Friend" sees so many delicious dishes and he starts taking bits and bits of everyone's food by saying:

"Friend": Hey, Can i try some?

When he said the word "some" the food already landed in his MOUTH !! So, do we even need to consider the "no" option. I bet he will take the food out from his mouth and put it back on your plate. Oh, gross!

4. He will tell you about places having nice dishes and ask you to order some to "share" (just like a normal chinese restaurant) he'll take more than half of the dish but in the end, he won't split the bill. He only pay for his rice!

5 Sometimes he will say "Can you pay for me first? I didn't bring my wallet today or I have no cash, i pay you back later" You meet him the next day, guess what he says to you. "Cmon, we are friends man, treat me, dun be so stingy"

If it happens 2-3 times, its tolerable, but, Hey! this thing has been going on for1.5 years, you know what i mean??

By: Faber