3. Guardian Angel

This may sound like Omniknight's ulti (for those who play DOTA) and yes indeed he do cast it on us. Effect: +1000 armour

What happen?:

My room is just beside "Friend" room, and for no reasons he will leave his door wide open while blasting music. Even when I go into the kitchen to fetch a drink, "Friend" will rush towards me asking me what am i doing or what have i done in my room.It is as if i have done something wrong (Policeman questioning a rape case suspect). 

Or even when i am going out, "Friend" will shout "Where are you going ah?"

Where is the sense of privacy?As housemates, every little things we do we must report to the guardian to get +1000 armour and safety.

"Friend" : Where are you going ah?

Me: Going out.Why?

"Friend" : Wah, nowadays so dangerous if you go out alone.I must come!

Me: For what?I can take care myself

"Friend" : Nono 2 ppl together more safe. Aiya you donno the danger one la

Me: You want to rape me is it?

Just an exaggeration.

One day,i left the house when he was sleeping. My other friend (another housemate of mine: 3 all-together) joined me later during the day for lunch and later to have some dota games in the cybercafe. Another classmate who joined us called "Friend" to come along.

"Friend" sees us, shows us his angry face and scolds us for not being able to "report" to him before we leave the house. Sorry Guardian!

By: Faber